Sunday, May 18, 2008

A Day In The Life.

Of a recently married man during the weekends, based on a true story, in chronological order (morning - night). This shall serve as a rough guide to all men planning to get married soon.

Saturday - 17th May, 2008
- woke up early, planned to send car for servicing only to realize that her father has driven her car over to Pandan Jaya

- suggestion to give her father a call before proceeding with her plan to drive the dad's car over to abovementioned location for exchange ignored

- reached about 45 minutes later due to driver not agreeing to my directions thus getting lost and traffic congestion. Her father has already started driving back home. Nice

- sent car for servicing, due to overwhelming business, had to wait close to 5 hours plus until completion, headed home first (at this point, in case you were wondering, both of us drove there)

- mopped floor then fell asleep on sofa, rudely awoken by Jacklyn who was surfing the web all this while. The service completed earlier than expected

- picked-up the second wife, then headed over to Pavilion to meet up with a friend from Singapore + her ex-colleagues

- Dinner @ home, sent Jacklyn home, slept


Sunday - 18th May, 2008
- Headed out for Wan Tan Mee breakfast with ex-high school mates at Taman Cheras, somehow, all of us seemed to have become extremely talkative. Must be the old age. Breakfast lasted close to 2 1/2 hours

- On driving errand before heading out to Leisure Mall to meet up with Sam to discuss and do a review on my existing policies, lasted for close to 3 hours. Discovery of the day, Shakey's no longer serve Pepsi

- Brought Mum out to TESCO for a shopping spree, no idea why but she insisted on dining at the food court, which sucked to the extend that neither of us could finish our food

- Somehow, I find the arrangement of items in TESCO very messy, confusing and disorganized. Bought some Big Apple doughnuts which totally sucks. The filling was very little, texture felt empty, the outer layer over fried

- Slept early


And there you have it, the true accounts of a married man during his first weekend. The End.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mopped floor till fall asleep. Reminds me that I did the same some time ago :D

Jed said...

wah you also can ah? keng! *high fives* actually, nothing to be proud of also, lols.