I'm still sick.
Its as though all the common viruses around me came up with a master plan to attack me one after another, strategically killing off my anti-bodies. Once the initial phase of destroying the defence barrier is over, they'll make my body host for assimilating and multiplying, generating new genres of never before existed deadly viruses. So deadly that once you kena infected, straight away will mutate into a fat and ugly zombie. Me, being the alpha carrier, will still be good looking in order to avoid detection and continue spreading the disease to all mankind, animalkind, plantkind, alienkind, whatever. Of course, I have not the slightest idea that I'm the cause behind all these catastrophe. Soon, the earth would degrade into an uninhabitable planet, and having no other choice, mankind, who suddenly became technologically advanced, had to search for an alternative in space. Unbeknownst to them, a carrier had sneaked into the space shuttle meant for the continuity of life on another planet...
I think I'm watching too much TV. Anyway, there you have it, the next blockbuster storyline for Hollywood, Bollywood and Touchwood.
Back to me being sick. I had mild fever and sore throat last week, but drinking plenty of plain water and not cans of coke sped up the recovery. This week, its cough, which seems to have auto-magically recovered, and flu. I'm still wrapping loads of 'wan tan'(dumplings) and I'll be more than glad to send you some, just in time for the festive seasons. Anyway, hopefully, I'll get better sooner than I can say, 'Gong Xi Fa Chai', else, I'll be totally restricted from gobbling all those scrumptious, delicious food for Chinese New Year (CNY). What's the point of celebrating CNY then? (except for the red packets).
I know y'all love me right? Wish me well then.
Moving on. There's a new not so proper parking lot somewhere near my workplace (Plaza Sentral) which charges only RM3 per entry, relatively cheap compared to its competitors. Not really ideal because of its location, directly infront of the constructing Phase 3 of Plaza Sentral. Every evening, I see a new layer of dust covering my second wife, as if she had just survived a journey through some warzone. Yeap, its THAT bad. Worst, 2 days ago, I received a notice from the parking management, stating that March 2007 onwards, the fees will be increased to a staggering RM5 per entry, which is about, 66% increase. Some things are too good to be true, I guess.
Man, I should save up lots and lots of money, buy a piece of land next to some huge commercial buildings, then convert it into a parking lot. Charging a cheap per entry fee, I can just sit back, count my money and look at cars fighting for entry into my parking lot. Soon enough, I'll have enough money to build a multi-storey parking lot, implement it with state-of-the-art security system, boast about it and charge a hefty price for parking. Next, include a few shop lots for cafes and restaurants, so that those who wished to let the congestion subside before heading home can hang out. Sounds like a business plan, ain't it? So, those interested, contact me for investment opportunities okeh?
Yesterday I bumped into a sibling of a friend. She mentioned that she couldn't recognize me cause I've gained some weight since the last time she saw me. Politely, it means that I'm living and eating well. Exaggeratedly, I've grown fat beyond recognition. Shiet. No worries, I ain't gonna bitch about it, like I did last time.
Last but not least, I never realized that travelling in the monorail could be such a horrifying experience. I mean, not only is the driver speeding, the train itself tilts when negotiating the curving tracks (KL Sentral - Tun Sambathan - Maharajalela). Its like riding a relatively slow moving roller coaster, steady but still scary.
That's all for now. Joining some high school friends for steamboat later. Cheers!
Its as though all the common viruses around me came up with a master plan to attack me one after another, strategically killing off my anti-bodies. Once the initial phase of destroying the defence barrier is over, they'll make my body host for assimilating and multiplying, generating new genres of never before existed deadly viruses. So deadly that once you kena infected, straight away will mutate into a fat and ugly zombie. Me, being the alpha carrier, will still be good looking in order to avoid detection and continue spreading the disease to all mankind, animalkind, plantkind, alienkind, whatever. Of course, I have not the slightest idea that I'm the cause behind all these catastrophe. Soon, the earth would degrade into an uninhabitable planet, and having no other choice, mankind, who suddenly became technologically advanced, had to search for an alternative in space. Unbeknownst to them, a carrier had sneaked into the space shuttle meant for the continuity of life on another planet...
I think I'm watching too much TV. Anyway, there you have it, the next blockbuster storyline for Hollywood, Bollywood and Touchwood.
Back to me being sick. I had mild fever and sore throat last week, but drinking plenty of plain water and not cans of coke sped up the recovery. This week, its cough, which seems to have auto-magically recovered, and flu. I'm still wrapping loads of 'wan tan'(dumplings) and I'll be more than glad to send you some, just in time for the festive seasons. Anyway, hopefully, I'll get better sooner than I can say, 'Gong Xi Fa Chai', else, I'll be totally restricted from gobbling all those scrumptious, delicious food for Chinese New Year (CNY). What's the point of celebrating CNY then? (except for the red packets).
I know y'all love me right? Wish me well then.
Moving on. There's a new not so proper parking lot somewhere near my workplace (Plaza Sentral) which charges only RM3 per entry, relatively cheap compared to its competitors. Not really ideal because of its location, directly infront of the constructing Phase 3 of Plaza Sentral. Every evening, I see a new layer of dust covering my second wife, as if she had just survived a journey through some warzone. Yeap, its THAT bad. Worst, 2 days ago, I received a notice from the parking management, stating that March 2007 onwards, the fees will be increased to a staggering RM5 per entry, which is about, 66% increase. Some things are too good to be true, I guess.
Man, I should save up lots and lots of money, buy a piece of land next to some huge commercial buildings, then convert it into a parking lot. Charging a cheap per entry fee, I can just sit back, count my money and look at cars fighting for entry into my parking lot. Soon enough, I'll have enough money to build a multi-storey parking lot, implement it with state-of-the-art security system, boast about it and charge a hefty price for parking. Next, include a few shop lots for cafes and restaurants, so that those who wished to let the congestion subside before heading home can hang out. Sounds like a business plan, ain't it? So, those interested, contact me for investment opportunities okeh?
Yesterday I bumped into a sibling of a friend. She mentioned that she couldn't recognize me cause I've gained some weight since the last time she saw me. Politely, it means that I'm living and eating well. Exaggeratedly, I've grown fat beyond recognition. Shiet. No worries, I ain't gonna bitch about it, like I did last time.
Last but not least, I never realized that travelling in the monorail could be such a horrifying experience. I mean, not only is the driver speeding, the train itself tilts when negotiating the curving tracks (KL Sentral - Tun Sambathan - Maharajalela). Its like riding a relatively slow moving roller coaster, steady but still scary.
That's all for now. Joining some high school friends for steamboat later. Cheers!
2 comments:
get well soon!!! X) btw, i like your business plan, but donno if you take loans of millions + to build your parking lot, whether can earn back your modal fast enough to cover the loan on top of interest! mati lo like that. can only do this kinda thing if u have the money just sitting there only. =p
thanks! yaloh, the plan cannot pakai if you take loans leh, else sure die die return interest one. hahaha.
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