Monday, January 12, 2009

Epic Fail In-The-Making.

I accidentally elbowed the wife on her cheekbones while imitating her action of rubbing the index and middle finger against the nostrils in an attempt to reduce the itchiness. It started with a thud, followed by a scream and ended with a bucket of tears.

Abusive Husband 1, Awesome Husband 0


I saw a pretty chun chick while dining with her parents and relatives one Sunday evening. I signalled the wife to that direction to have a look as well... woops, wrong move. Upon affirming on my discovery - that the subject is pretty chun, she proceeded to enquire if I regretted marrying her.

Gatal Husband 1, Awesome Husband 0


Instead of spending the night cuddling and talking while staring into each other's eyes and doing what every newlyweds should be doing *I'll leave that to your imagination*, I am either gaming on my NDS Lite or blogging or facebook-ing while out of total boredom, she either watches the TV, read some magazine or just sleep.

Ignorant Husband 1, Awesome Husband 0


There goes my 2009 resolution to be the most kick-ass and awesome husband in the whole wide world ever! I better start doing something before its too late!


A conversation with the wife's younger sister, A, whilst having sour and spicy crab during abovementioned dinner (in #2):

A : Wah, very hot. You don't feel hot one meh holding the crab like that?

Me : This is thanks to the past 20 plus years of training.

A : 20 only meh? Admit old lah, 2009 already, should be 26 years lah.

Me : Hello. You just born then know how to eat crab already ah?

*Frankly speaking, I don't think I was removing crab shell from the meat on my own when I was 6 but this thought didn't cross our mind at that point of time... too bad.*

A : *Silence...*

Cousin : Hahaha, sei chun *to denote extreme stupidity in cantonese*

Irritating Brother-In-Law 1, Awesome Brother-In-Law 0

6 comments:

kyliemc said...

muahahha....jed ohh jed...hahha...n vm..it's still early..u can still learn.. practice makes perfect :D

Jed said...

Yeap, the next time I elbowed her, perhaps she would be able to cry a river instead.

*proceeds to practise elbowing on a sandbag*

kyliemc said...

haha....abusive hubby... should ask your wife to buy cane ad..if u are bout to elbow her, she should use the cane to hit u 1st :P better to be safe than to be sorry....

Jed said...

I think rather than a cane, she needs a pole. Unless she's able to use the cane like Ip Man, hahaha.

kyliemc said...

hahaha.....u are so funny

Jed said...

I'll take that as a compliment.