Mary Had a Little Lamb.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow.

Comments: I used to think it was fleas which didn't make any sense but never bothered to clarify.


Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the king's horses and all the king's men, Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again.

Comments: I'm still quite impressed with the king's horses' attempt (and ability) in putting together an egg again.


Three blind mice, three blind mice, See how they run, see how they run,
Dada da da da da da dada, dada da da da da da dada,
dada da da da da da dada, as three blind mice.

Comments: Till this day, that's how the Three Blind Mice sounds to me


Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.

Comments: Why the little boy? Who gave permission to the sheep to pass its wool to the little boy? A talking sheep wow!


Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds, baked in a pie,
When the pie was opened, the birds began to sing,
Wasn't that a lovely dish to set before the king?

The king was in his counting house, counting out his money,
The queen was in the parlour, eating bread and honey,
The maid was in the garden, hanging out the clothes,
When down came a blackbird and pecked off her nose!

Comments: How come the blackbirds so strong one? Can survive baking and can peck off a human's nose waliao. Anyways, I ain't no want no pie with singing birds innit!