This the season to be jolly,
du-du-du-du-du, du-du-rian,
I can eat from one to twenty,
du-du-du-du-du, du-du-rian,
Jacklyn says its very smelly,
du-du-du-du-du, du-du-rian,
After eat you don't come near me,
du-du-du-du-du, du-du-rian.
Note to others: The above can be sung to the tune of Deck the Halls, a Christmas carol, just in case you did not realize. And also, the above is based on a true story. And also, also, I had durian last Friday, yesterday and today, not only my breath stinks now, even my pee. Jacklyn and I have finally come to a mutual understanding that my cravings for the king of fruits is the same as her hatred for it and I have been fore-warned that no durians will be allowed in our home next time, the car porch would be the final limit.
Not forgetting, random snippets of conversation with friends and colleagues (X and Y may be representing different individuals in each scenario, I hope none of them reads this, lols):
X: *after receiving the file* Eh, how to install this application ah?
Me: Just stare at the icon intently and shout INSTALL.
Me: Eh, where's Gunung Ledang located ah?
X: I dunno woh.
Me: You Malaysian ah?
*replied in IM to Jen* I am in my car.
I was planning to type "I am serious" and reply verbally to my colleague "I have an umbrella in my car" but somehow it got confused.
Me: *At 6 pm* Alright, time to go home.
X: Half day ah?
Me: Ei, where do you guys want to eat ah? *fyi, there are 3 locations to choose from*
X: Anywhere is fine with me but Restaurant X *looks at Y*
Y: Where also can but dowan Restaurant Y *looks at me*
Me: Look at me for what as if I have a choice.
X: Need a drink, I'm gonna go make a cup of tea.
Me: Okay, kopi panas kurang manis satu take away thank you *passes cup to X*
X: I stood there silent for a moment before looking at Y and asked him, what's chicken breast in cantonese ah?
X: *during lunch* How come Y always went off without us able to notice?
Me: Because he is ninja.
Okay that's all goodnight and bye-bye I need to get some sleep. I tell you ever since Jacklyn has been car-pooling with me to work, I had no choice but to reduce my sleeping hour by another 30 minutes, hence, having to wake up by 6.45am oh the agony! But then kesian her also lah everyday have to walk from Menara AIG in Jalan Ampang to Menara Dayabumi but what to do since her working hours is only up to 5pm.
du-du-du-du-du, du-du-rian,
I can eat from one to twenty,
du-du-du-du-du, du-du-rian,
Jacklyn says its very smelly,
du-du-du-du-du, du-du-rian,
After eat you don't come near me,
du-du-du-du-du, du-du-rian.
Note to others: The above can be sung to the tune of Deck the Halls, a Christmas carol, just in case you did not realize. And also, the above is based on a true story. And also, also, I had durian last Friday, yesterday and today, not only my breath stinks now, even my pee. Jacklyn and I have finally come to a mutual understanding that my cravings for the king of fruits is the same as her hatred for it and I have been fore-warned that no durians will be allowed in our home next time, the car porch would be the final limit.
Not forgetting, random snippets of conversation with friends and colleagues (X and Y may be representing different individuals in each scenario, I hope none of them reads this, lols):
X: *after receiving the file* Eh, how to install this application ah?
Me: Just stare at the icon intently and shout INSTALL.
Me: Eh, where's Gunung Ledang located ah?
X: I dunno woh.
Me: You Malaysian ah?
*replied in IM to Jen* I am in my car.
I was planning to type "I am serious" and reply verbally to my colleague "I have an umbrella in my car" but somehow it got confused.
Me: *At 6 pm* Alright, time to go home.
X: Half day ah?
Me: Ei, where do you guys want to eat ah? *fyi, there are 3 locations to choose from*
X: Anywhere is fine with me but Restaurant X *looks at Y*
Y: Where also can but dowan Restaurant Y *looks at me*
Me: Look at me for what as if I have a choice.
X: Need a drink, I'm gonna go make a cup of tea.
Me: Okay, kopi panas kurang manis satu take away thank you *passes cup to X*
X: I stood there silent for a moment before looking at Y and asked him, what's chicken breast in cantonese ah?
X: *during lunch* How come Y always went off without us able to notice?
Me: Because he is ninja.
Okay that's all goodnight and bye-bye I need to get some sleep. I tell you ever since Jacklyn has been car-pooling with me to work, I had no choice but to reduce my sleeping hour by another 30 minutes, hence, having to wake up by 6.45am oh the agony! But then kesian her also lah everyday have to walk from Menara AIG in Jalan Ampang to Menara Dayabumi but what to do since her working hours is only up to 5pm.
2 comments:
ahaha.sure2.make fun of me now.see how much more colourful ur days are with me around (not to mention the kick in the leg u'll get every other hour). ;)
aahahaah, so anonymous-nya. so, all these while the kicks were on purpose one ler since you were counting, hohoho. Pecah periuk.
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