Evolution is a process in which something develops into a more advanced stage, this definition can be applied to biological development of a human, physically or mentally ala Heroes. Now that you have the clear and big picture, let's drill into the finer details. The truth is, I think I have undergone the above mentioned process not so recently. I have, evolved.
I began to realize a certain chain of events that occur every time I do something in particular, its almost scary. To determine that I am not imagining things, I began to note down the subsequent occurrences every time I do something in particular, just to determine the pattern and the result of this mini experiment with myself being the research subject yielded the following findings, based on 20 studies:
Power #1 :: Rain summoning
Accuracy :: 19/20, 95% accurate
To summon rain, I just need to wash wife #2 a.k.a. my car since it never fails to rain every single time I'm done with the washing, too frequent to be ignored. And lately, perhaps the effectiveness of this power or ability have increased tremendously because it'll start raining even before I complete the washing, just like today. Sunshine and a clear blue sky, best condition but then sudden downpour when I was only managed till the driver's door.
Too bad I can't control the severity of the rain though.
Power #2 :: Cause traffic congestion
Accuracy :: 17 congestions out of 20 tries, 85% accurate
This one is even better, its not like I'm stopping suddenly in the middle of the road but it seems like every route that I try would be congested even when told otherwise. One good example that I have would be the tidal flow on Loke Yew, if I take the flow, it would be congested and the main road moving (manageable). And if I take the main road, its the other way round. Then if I try taking an alternative route, I will still be stuck in weird or nonsensical congestions.
I shall henceforth be known as Jed, the Bringer of Traffic Congestion.
I began to realize a certain chain of events that occur every time I do something in particular, its almost scary. To determine that I am not imagining things, I began to note down the subsequent occurrences every time I do something in particular, just to determine the pattern and the result of this mini experiment with myself being the research subject yielded the following findings, based on 20 studies:
Power #1 :: Rain summoning
Accuracy :: 19/20, 95% accurate
To summon rain, I just need to wash wife #2 a.k.a. my car since it never fails to rain every single time I'm done with the washing, too frequent to be ignored. And lately, perhaps the effectiveness of this power or ability have increased tremendously because it'll start raining even before I complete the washing, just like today. Sunshine and a clear blue sky, best condition but then sudden downpour when I was only managed till the driver's door.
Too bad I can't control the severity of the rain though.
Power #2 :: Cause traffic congestion
Accuracy :: 17 congestions out of 20 tries, 85% accurate
This one is even better, its not like I'm stopping suddenly in the middle of the road but it seems like every route that I try would be congested even when told otherwise. One good example that I have would be the tidal flow on Loke Yew, if I take the flow, it would be congested and the main road moving (manageable). And if I take the main road, its the other way round. Then if I try taking an alternative route, I will still be stuck in weird or nonsensical congestions.
I shall henceforth be known as Jed, the Bringer of Traffic Congestion.
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