Wednesday, January 17, 2007

BigBlogMeet, Cooking is Fun.

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If you've been living out for long, I'm sure that once in a while, you'll get sick of your favourite Chicken Rice stall or that must-have daily dose of char kuey teow. Instead, you suddenly develop a craving for home-cooked food, be it as plain as a plate of white rice with stir fried vegetables or steam fish, because it has been a while since you last had some. It might also be due to the constant hair loss that you're experiencing lately, cause by truckload of MSGs daily. Then, you headed into the kitchen; a sense of guilt and regret for not helping your home's queen of kitchen, enveloped you. Back then, the only form of 'help' offered was finishing off the dishes. Absence make the heart grow fonder (applicable to food as well), things you once thought of as insignificant suddenly becomes top priority.

Anyway, E and I had one of those moments back then, and heck, we decided dining home, western style. First, some sirloins (it wasn't exactly sirloins, cause the cuts were thinner but I forgot the actual name, so I'll just use it), potatoes, baby carrots, cheese and black pepper sauce. Simple but sufficient, and I got a baguette too, just in case I'm not filled. Just so you know how absolutely, amazingly, unbelieveably, easy it is, here are the steps:

La Baguette or French Loaf (bought in Giant). Baguettes from Delifrance are quite good cause its crispy on the outside while soft and smooth on the inside.

Noobies guide to Black Pepper flavoured steak with side dishes by Jed, noob in kitchen

Ingredients
Sirloin steaks x any amount (used 6)
Potatoes x any amount (used 4)
Baby carrots x any amount (used a handful)
Black Pepper sauce x 1 jar (use as deemed suitable)
Cheese x any amount (used 4 slices)
Salt, Oil, and whatever other things that you think you need

The steaks
In case you don't/can't consume beef, use your choice of meat but some of the steps might not be applicable due to the difference in texture.
1. Defroze your meat, you can either use a microwave, or just soak it with water.
2. Marinate your meat with the black pepper sauce. For better effect, poke some holes on your meat with a fork before applying the sauce.
3. Leave your meat alone for some time, the longer, the better the flavour absorbed :: 2 hours for me, I'm hungry
4. Heat your pan, add some oil. You can also use butter for flavoring. Medium-Low fire will do but if you're uncertain, use low for better control.
5. Slide your meat in, depending on the size of pan, you can either go one or few at one go. Your choice.
On an unrelated note, do wear something when you're cooking. Once I did it topless, my nipple had an unforgettable experience.

I believe I can fry. Please pay attention when cooking, don't try this at home.

6. Flip the meat(s) once in a while, this to ensure both sides of your meat are cooked evenly. Its hard to estimate the cooking time since everyone has their own preference, mine took about 12-15 minutes.
7. Once cooked, place it aside and repeat steps 4-7 until everything is done. No gravy cause I was lazy, okeh?

The side dishes
Mashed potatoes with cheese
1. Clean your potatoes with water. Place them into a pot of water, add a pinch of salt and boil for about 20 minutes.
2. Peel off the skins, cut into slices. Place them into a container (with large opening) or a bowl.
3. Mash them, you can use a fork or something similar to it for this process.
4. Add a little warm water if you feel that its too dry (you can also use milk, but some may not like the taste).
5. Place a few slices of cheese on top of the mashed potato, put it in the microwave and heat em up. Medium heat 10 - 15 minutes should be enough to melt them.

Mashed potatoes with melted cheese as topping.

Baby carrots
1. Clean the carrots with water and place into pot, then add a pinch of sugar. Boil them for 15 minutes.

And there you have it, a home-cooked meal so simple that even a kitchen noob like me could do it, and the result was edible pretty good. So, if you're free and feel like having some home-cooked food, why not give it a try.

The final outcome.

Please don't hold me responsible should you suffer any traumatizing experience from trying to cook your own meal or from consuming your own cooked meal.

Credits to E.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

I was bored.

I was going through some MVs on YouTube when I came across this one...


I don't think she had much formal lessons on the piano, but still, comparing noobish skills with noobish skills(me), its much better than me laying fingers on the piano. Do take a look at the amount of Views.


One of the responses to the video above. There are some other videos as well, but in my opinion, this looks the most authentic. For more, just search for these keywords: Harder Tetris on Piano

No, I don't have a version of my own. Sorry to disappoint you all.

Anyway, as a conclusion, it'll never hurt to act cute.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Jed in Geylang, Part 2.

Here's the long awaited Part 2.

Since KYtheMonkey couldn't recall the exact location of the femes Frog Porridge (fp) stall, we settled for Fried Kuey Teow with Beef (fktb) instead :: I was later told that fp is just opposite fktb, O_o :: and Jen kept reminded me that the fp served with cold beer is dem syok until can die dot com, -_-". Initially, we had no idea that the stall we patronized was 'the one' (until we were told later), we just spontaneously decided to eat there.

Hot Plate 'Oh Jien' (oj). OJ is a dish made out of battered eggs with flour with oyster as toppings. Normally, its cook thoroughly before served but in this case, its 70% cooked then placed on the hot to let it simmer. Quite nice. Not for those who dislikes rawness.

Look at the size of that oyster! In KL, you're lucky if its visible.

Last but not least, the fktb. Might not look appetizing but I can assure you that its sedap giler babi!

The trip to Geylang would not be complete until you experience, I mean have a look of what its really famous for, other than the food. After the hearty meal, the adventurous KYtheMonkey decided to bring me for a walk along the Even-Numbered streets (yes, the numberings has meanings), just for fun. Before that, he advised me to ignore anyone that approaches me, just to be on the safe side. The 'service providing' houses have distinctive features, standing out among the rest of the structures there. How things works: Male 'fetchers' are outside while getting customers while female 'providers' will be waiting inside. And that was all I saw and learnt.

Really! That's all. End of my Geylang trip. No more, the end.

Next time I'm there, I'll make sure I experience them, no regrets. I was referring to the Frog Porridge served with cold beer lah.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Random updates.

- I'm back in KL, but not for good. Most probably I'll be back to SG after the CNY celebrations (and I don't think it'll be until 'Chap Goh Meh').

- You have no idea how bad the flood is in Johor until you see it with your very own eyes, that's what I did on my way back to KL. Though it was just plantations, the sighting was able to give a rough estimation of the actual situation.

- My second wife was dirty beyond recognition. That's what happens whe you leave your belongings in the care of others. At least she's still in one piece.

- She's always late. Forgive her.

- The first meal that I had after arriving in KL was at Shakey's pizza, thanks to the same person mentioned above.

- The first thing I did after settling down at home was sweeping and mopping the whole house. I hate renovations.

- Went for a small meet-up with some friends which turned out to be a full-fledged gathering in the end, at a place where eating bread and drinking coffee can produce a bill with the total some of close to rm90. Drinking session adjourned into tarot reading sessions which lasted till somewhere around 6am the next day. I am fully utilizing my days here.

- Tarot reading is my current obsession, please let it fade away quickly before my impulsiveness overcome me.

- One of my favourite restaurants has opened a branch near my house, withing walking distance. Serves Chinese and Thai cuisine.

- I've finally watched Step Up. I feel like... like... like... dancing!

- I. Seriously. Need. A. Break. The last time I took leave was in August. O_o

- Its the 57th month. Love you always.

Friday, January 12, 2007

I'm coming home.

Hi all,

I interrupt the normal post flow to bring you this very interesting news.

I am coming back to KL tomorrow.

Yes, tomorrow. Please stop rubbing your eyes.

That's all. Thanks for dropping by and wish you all a great weekend. I know mine would.

Cheers,
Wong