Attention Jacklyn,
I hereby declare that I will no longer adhere to the steepening restriction on coffee consumption that you have imposed upon me, even when I have already reduced the amount tremendously. In retaliation, I shall henceforth consume coffee wherever and whenever I feel like it which figuratively translates to an average of 2 cups per day and no less than that. This decision is firm and final, appeals will not be considered.
And just to be fair, because I believe in taking and giving, I shall compromise by trying to refrain myself from coffee during the weekends and at the same time, reduce my monthly intake of carbonated and soft drinks to minimal.
Thanks and Regards,
Jed
I hereby declare that I will no longer adhere to the steepening restriction on coffee consumption that you have imposed upon me, even when I have already reduced the amount tremendously. In retaliation, I shall henceforth consume coffee wherever and whenever I feel like it which figuratively translates to an average of 2 cups per day and no less than that. This decision is firm and final, appeals will not be considered.
And just to be fair, because I believe in taking and giving, I shall compromise by trying to refrain myself from coffee during the weekends and at the same time, reduce my monthly intake of carbonated and soft drinks to minimal.
Thanks and Regards,
Jed
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