Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

I retaliate!

Attention Jacklyn, I hereby declare that I will no longer adhere to the steepening restriction on coffee consumption that you have imposed upon me, even when I have already reduced the amount tremendously. In retaliation, I shall henceforth consume coffee wherever and whenever I feel like it which figuratively translates to an average of 2 cups per day and no less than that. This decision is firm...