Tuesday, July 10, 2007

I am Angry.

All the sudden, I felt really pissed off, triggered by an unknown cause. Or maybe, its due all the little, little things that I decided to push aside ignorantly previously (because I am kind and forgiving) and now, the accumulation has come to a point beyond futher comprehension. Bear with me, as I shall be releasing the mounting pressure concealed within myself to prevent a full-fledge armageddon.

# Yang sebilik dengan aku punya Mamut. Can you please, for heaven's sake, stop burping out loud everywhere you are? Its so disgusting and annoying that I feel like slapping your face, hard, each and everytime you do that. How'd you like that? And can you please stop farting in the room as well? It stinks! Terribly! Also, I have reminded you twice to please flush CLEANLY after finishing your business but to no avail. Maybe you should just go shit somewhere else, in the nature perhaps. At least you'll be helping to grow the trees or bushes. I already put up with the fact that you're (1) dirty, (2) messy and (3) lazy, so please be a little more conscious/aware to your surroundings since there are indeed OTHERS around, we're not invisible, hello? After I move out, I truly hope that you die suffocating from the toxic of your own burping and farting.

# Pihak atasan aku yang disanjungi. Please stop informing me of anything at the last minute anymore, can? I last minute take leave can? I inform minute tell you I cannot complete the module can? I last minute tell you what the customer requested can? Sheesh.

# To some of the MRT commuters
1. Please stop blasting your songs on speaker mode, not everyone shares the same taste for music, it makes me want to shove the phone into your mouth.

2. When the train is full, its full! A slot won't automatically appear if you shoved your way in by force, wait for the next train. Else, depart earlier.

3. Can you see the arrows and lines drawn on the platform you're standing on? And the queue in front of you? Its common sense that you should be standing at the end of the line, and not in front of me! (this only applies to beings without difficulties).

4. Please stop leaning on the pole like structure meant for EVERYONE to stabilize themselves on the moving train. And if you're leaning, keep your arms down, it stinks! Sometimes so intolerable that it brings tears to my eyes.

Point 2, 3 & 4, from observation, its normally those non-locals (immigrants?) from where, I dunno, perhaps India, perhaps Bangladesh, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps...

# Yang serumah dengan aku. You guys are hopeless, you'll bring devastation to everywhere you stay. Good luck.

# To the Agent. You are extremely rude. You should realize that in the servicing industry, maintaining good relation with your previous and current customers are important, as it would eventually lead to recommendations, which ultimately leads to more business. I hope that the negative attitude you exert on me would eventually lead to your downfall.

Done for now, feel so much better now! Do forgive me if I sounded a little too harsh, or evil. Sekian.

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